The E'er Good Pundit

A blog concerned generally with the finest points of politics, popery, poetry, and punditry, from the perspective of a convert to the Roman Catholic religion.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Yo! At yesterday's National Honor Society meeting, I realized that a fair maiden's full name was dekasyllabic- it was sonnet time!

Sonnet XXVIII

By gray-skirted day caught I her smile
Pretty, polite, and alight in kind sport
Yet to high-up men nought- for she was short
Which made her hot. She doth dress in style
Like a snowflake in Heaven formed, adorned
In light delicate sky and flower hues,
Her string-thin calves above small low-heeled shoes,
Each choice of her grand cache. Her cute face formed,
Whose skin, a fresh-cracked cedar heartwood white
As only Nature's broadsword shows, constitutes
God's fairest gift to Man, a host of flutes
Virgin-mercury bright. May our sweet sprite
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Set us free, slave us to ecstacy.

As usual, my brother said it was untalented and vain; as my readers know, I usually have more personality and religious themes in my work, but I ran out of room describing the diminuitive damsel's stunning looks. Oh well.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've read your entire blog and I have only one thing to say about it:

The Virgin Mary is a CUNT!

You need a fucking life you loser. What is wrong with you, go have a good wank. God HATES YOU. He would anyway if he was real :) which he ISN'T. hahaha, yes yes, scorn the nonbeliever, I know, I know.

I am a 26 year old Wisconsin male, and my boyfriend's name is Gerard, and according to you I am an evil sodomite who will burn in Hell.

Maybe. But you know what?
I GET BLOWJOBS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BLOWJOB IS, YOU DICK. I hope you never have sex in your life, as obviously all those girls are only humouring you.

yours truly
~Ted Kennedy

(PS. John Kerry just whispered fondly into my ear how much he loves my burning loins and how much he hates you. He likes it when I dress up like Chairman Mao and tell dead baby jokes.)

1:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now THAT was funny! Thanks Ted!

10:34 AM  

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